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When a small Montana village decided to from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"

Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. "Hey, what yew got there?" asked a neighbor. "I dunno much 'bout art," replied Melburn, "but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It's one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!"

IRS Agent Whats all this Bracken Well from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
IRS Agent: What's all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .

Jett was trying to light a match from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out. "Ah'm gonna save it!"

Why do rednecks act like such morons from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
"Why do rednecks act like such morons?'' "Who says they're acting?"

Why did the idiot drive his pickup from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Did you hear about the idiot who from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

Slim walked into his local post office from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"

Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian? They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.

Did you hear about the idiot who from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.

Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"

Four Independence boys Pugh Sumter Kilby and from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall. Wondering what was behind it, Pugh, Sumter and Kilby boosted Grayson so he could take a look. "Looks like one of them nudist camps," reported Grayson. "Men or women?" asked Pugh. "Can't tell," said Grayson. "They don't have no clothes on."

Did you hear about the hillbilly who from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.

Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Kowalski and Janzek left Hamtramack and went out in the woods looking for Christmas trees. They looked all day without any luck. Near nightfall Kowalski finally said, "Janzek, I'm takin' the next tree we come to, whether it has lights on it or not!"

The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, "Can you count any higher?" The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.

Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"

How do Alaska CB radio operators say from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."

Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.

Did you hear about the Montana moron from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?